In case you forgot, like I did, last summer’s GI Joe Retaliation will be coming out in a couple months so I suppose the hype machine will now start ramping back up after the abruptly ended campaign from last year. To kick the hype machine off proper they are tying an all new clip to this Friday’s sure to be disastrous release so bad they didn’t even do a single press screening “Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters” starring Hawkeye Borne.
Anywho, this isn’t just any rehashed trailer, no no no. Its promising to be four full minutes of hot sweaty ninja on ninja action highlighting a portion of one of the two major fights between Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow which apparently plays out in the film for a full 10 minutes without a single line of dialog, paying homage to Larry Hama’s classic “Silent Interlude” story from issue #21 of the GI Joe comic book from the 80′s…holy crap the 8 year old me just passed out that someone is actually going to that level of fandom in this movie!
Anywho pt 2…while not the 4 minute ninja y ninja clip that comes out this weekend we have been greeted with a bit of a “refresher” trailer courtesy of Break. Think of it as a teaser trailer of a trailer if that is possible to do without melting your mind.
So now you know…and if you don’t know the rest this probably wasn’t the best post for you to read!