Shat-Tastic!
Okay so this has little to do with Mr. Shatner and everything to do with one Cap-i-tan Kirk. A dirty little rumore (and what other kind is there?) is going around saying that JJ Abrahms would like Matt Damon to play Captain Kirk in the upcoming Star Trek reboot movie and that even more supirsing is that he is into it.
I imagine the introductions will go something like this:
Carreer meet the toilet. Toilet have you met my career?
Do you think he gets to a point where he just wants to tank his carreer so Ben Affleck will quit calling him asking for handouts?
Matt Damon Open To Playing Kirk December 11th 2006