Droppin

Well you probably thought I was gone for good.  But just when you think its safe for to get back in the Reality waters, I’M BACK BABY!!!  That’s right a new season of Survivor is hitting the airwaves and even though I am less excited about this season then I ever have been before that doesn’t mean that I won’t dust off the old Rap-Up and unleash it once again on an unsuspecting public.

Think I won’t? Try this on for size:

• Cao Boi goes on to tell us he will be excluded from his tribe because he doesn’t fit the typical Asian stereotype, that being a educated, hard working engineer who drives a nice car.  I can’t make this stuff up.
• The “Hiki” tribe is of course all about REPRESENTIN!  I know that because they mention said representin at least a dozen time in the span of ten seconds.  Rebecca tells us that because of the racial divisions its important that they all prove that black people can swim and don’t just run track.  Hiki then proceeds to weave “corn rows” out of the palm fronds and Sandra says the machete is so dull that it couldn’t cut cotton.  This show is fake right?  These people have to be actors reading a script right?  This can’t be real.
• Nate says things are going good in their tribe but there is some tension because “Black people don’t like to be told what to do”  We are 13 minutes into this season folks and I’ve already noted a page full of racially motivated comments.  I can’t do this…

There is plenty more where that came from baby.   It won’t be the same old rap-up that your are used to though.  As you can see I’ve cut out some of the fat to give you the slim and trim new better then ever reality rap-up.  Think of it as more of a trimmed up filet mignon type Rap as opposed to the full bloated tenderloin, wordy version you might be used to.  So keep your eyes peeled boys and girls because we’re back in business!